Very Bad News

As a privileged straight white male courageously reporting from deep within the bowels of socialist hipster cesspool Seattle, Very Bad News blesses the world with a variety of first-hand coverage, skating atop an endless range of shenanigans for your viewing pleasure.

Get ready for an exclusive front-row ticket to mind-blowing, cringe-inducing encounters with the most freakish rabid commies the Pacific Northwest has to offer! Your triumphant host wades through the muck so you don't have to, intellectually bitch-slapping normies and drinking the delicious salty tears of frothing social justice cultists, post-modern monstrosities, screeching feminist harpies, and deranged anarchist cosplayers with silly-string fetishes.

VBN is bringing you the bad news, because good news is boring!